What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why did losers ban TikTok?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is quantum entanglement?